Lesson #2

How to identify a dishonest person...

1. They cannot look you in the eyes when they talk (no, this is not a sexist thing)...
2. They hide things... cash, receipts, packages, all the good grog...
3. They buy things they really don't like... generally with someone else's money...
4. They do not come home after work/ classes/ etc...
5. They are "too tired" to "just talk" or share things...
6. They keep secret codes on calendars, in diaries, etc.
7. They will not discuss issues that could be considered controversial...
8. They never let a past "argument" be forgotten...
9. They exclude "friends" and "family" from normal daily activities...
10. They have a "angry" and "unsmiling" look about themselves... (grumpy is normal)
11. They spend a lot of time with unknown people...
12. They bring things home that they clearly have not bought...
13. They buy things in excessive quantities... (stocking up for???)
14. They make outlandish statements that make little sense...
15. They come in all shapes, sizes, ages and... well, they're everywhere!

Be careful out there... there are a lot of sharks and leeches...